Day in the Life of a Newborn

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A Day in The Life of a Newborn:

Welcome to the wonderful world of parenthood, where the days are long, but the years are short.

If you’re a new parent, you’ve probably realised that your little bundle of joy comes with a side of chaos, confusion, and yes, a whole lot of bodily functions.


Fear not, new parents! Our guide to “A Day in The Life of a Newborn” is here to navigate you through the highs, lows, and poos of early parenthood with a touch of humor and a whole lot of love

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Eat, Sleep, Poop, Cry. Rinse and Repeat.

Ah, the mantra of newborn life. It may sound simple, but trust us, there’s a whole lot more to it than meets the eye. Let’s break it down, shall we?

Eat: Get ready to become intimately acquainted with your baby’s feeding schedule – they’ll be chowing down anywhere from 8 to 12 times a day, with occasional marathon cluster feeds thrown in for good measure. And let’s not forget about the wonders of breast milk – from colostrum to full-blown milk production, your breasts are in for a wild ride.

Sleep: Who needs sleep when you’ve got a newborn, right? Prepare for erratic sleep patterns, 2 AM wake-up calls, and a whole lot of coffee. Remember, babies are 24-hour creatures, so embrace the chaos and cherish those precious moments of shut-eye whenever you can snatch them.

Poop: Ah, the joys of diaper duty. From thick black meconium to seedy yellow explosions, get ready for a crash course in all things poop-related. And don’t worry – counting poops is only socially acceptable for the first six weeks. After that, it’s every parent for themselves.

Cry: If you thought deciphering Morse code was tricky, try decoding your baby’s cries. Is it hunger? Gas? The need for a nappy change? Who knows! We promise, trying to work it out does get easier!

All the Other Stuff…

From attachment to baby blues, from genitals to fontanelles, our guide covers it all. Bonding with your baby may not happen overnight, and that’s okay – just remember to snuggle, stimulate, and savor those sweet moments of connection. And if you find yourself feeling overwhelmed or underwhelmed by parenthood, don’t hesitate to reach out for support – whether it’s from friends, family, or your child health nurse.

Why Choose Our Course?

  • Self-Paced and Online: What, you’ve got a new baby and you don’t have the time, energy, or capacity to pop into Gosnells for an in person group? Really? Yeah, neither do most new parents. Say goodbye to scheduling conflicts and childcare woes – our course is self-paced and available online, so you can learn at your own convenience, anytime, anywhere, can we suggest something to do during those middle of the night feeds?
  • Presented by a Midwife: Written and presented by a seasoned midwife, our course offers expert advice and insights from someone who’s been there, delivered that.
  • Bite-Sized Videos: No need to worry about information overload – our course is broken down into small, digestible videos, so you can learn without feeling overwhelmed. If you fall asleep you can go back and rewatch it or you can skip sections that don’t feel relevant now and go back to them if you decided ‘actually that might have been important’.

Who is This Course For?

  • Expectant parents preparing for the arrival of their little one.
  • New parents navigating the wild and wonderful world of early parenthood.
  • Anyone looking to laugh, learn, and embrace the rollercoaster ride of raising a newborn.

Ready to laugh, cry, and navigate the wild ride of early parenthood together? Join us for “A Day in The Life of a Newborn” – where poop jokes are encouraged, sleep deprivation is inevitable, and love knows no bounds. Parenthood may be messy, but it’s also endlessly rewarding. So buckle up, dear parent – the adventure is just beginning.

Subscribe and have access to ALL the learning! – Just $15 per month or $120 per year

Purchase just this course for a one off fee of $69.00 – on sale for the launch for $35 for March only!